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Chavez says CIA planned to kill him
Hugo Chavez says the CIA is out to get him. Should we hope he's wrong or right?
CNN: No GOP front-runner for 2012
A CNN poll has found there's front-runner for the Republican presidential nomination in 2012. Do you ever get the feeling that sometimes news organizations conduct surveys just because they can?
Citigroup reneges on pay to execs
Citigroup will not give its former execs the severance pay it promised them. Instead it will give them discount coupons to Applebee's.
'Snake-bite' chicken off Chinese menus
China is stopping restaurants from serving chickens killed by snakes. Somebody said there oughta be a law.
Report: Cheney admits Saddam not involved in 9/11
Former Vice President Dick Cheney said intelligence linking Saddam Hussein to the 9/11 attacks was wrong. And he said it just in time too.
U.K. finance minister embroiled in expenses scandal
It seems that British Chancellor Alistair Darling doesn't have a good head for money, which is sad since he's in charge of Britain's finances.
Ford plans production increase as rivals flounder
Ford is planning to take advantage of its rivals cutbacks by increasing production. I just hope they don't try to bring back the Edsel. Or the Pinto.
Report: Hurricanes will wreck foreclosed homes
Big storms pose problems for foreclosed properties -- mainly, who's going to pick up the pieces when the storm's over?
ESP test for Twitterers
"Remote viewing" could provide new ways for Twitterers to follow each other. Oh, the joy of social networking -- with psychics.
Cubans celebrate economic boom via U.S. reforms
The easing of U.S. travel restrictions to Cuba has created a small economic boom there, and Cubans are partying like it's 1959.
OctoMom signs reality TV deal
Nadya "OctoMom" Suleman is going to have her own TV show. It's going to be the mother of all family shows.
Obama buys more burgers
President Obama likes his cheeseburger with mustard, lettuce, tomato and jalapeno. And he gets it his way.
Boehner tops in White House suggestions
House Minority Leader John Boehner's idea is the White House's top suggestion. That's the glory of a two-party system.
Bush says interrogations were legal
Former President George W. Bush defended his administration's interrogation program, which he said defended America.
Chavez begins 4-day talkfest
Hugo Chavez can talk, and he's going to let everybody know it. "You got a problem with that? I didn't think so."
