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Green jobs czar denies 9/11 conspiracy theory
Van Jones, the Obama administration's green jobs czar, says he didn't mean to sign onto a statement suspecting government involvement in 9/11. It was an accident — the statement, not 9/11, that is.
Lingerie Football League? Really?
A bunch of attractive women who play football in their underwear say they want to be taken seriously as real athletes. You got a problem with that?
Study: Pretty women make men stupid
A new study shows that men literally lose their minds when they talk to pretty women. But they do return to their senses. Unfortunately, it's usually after the honeymoon.
'Almanac' says to brace for cold
The "Farmer's Almanac" is forecasting a harsh winter for the middle of America. Middle America is always getting picked on.
Feds cracking down on secondhand sales
Holding a yard sale? I hope you checked it with the federal government first. You might be a criminal.
First cloned wolf dies at zoo
Snuwolf, one of two cloned wolves, has died at a zoo in Seoul. It didn't like being a copycat, um, wolf.
Too much exercise is just wrong
Some celebrities aren't looking any better in spite of all their exercising. Just look at Jack Black.
More people cutting hair at home
Cutting your own hair might save some money, but if you don't like the results, you can't sue the hairdresser.
J.Lo. holds party for Sotomayor
Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony honored Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor at a private dinner. Very private.
Paper or plastic? Seattle says 'both'
Voters in Seattle have rejected a shopping bag tax. And I thought they liked taxes in Seattle. Wow.
Actor in swine flu ad gets swine flu
An actor in a swine flu commercial has caught swine flu. It's one of the perils of method acting.
Cocaine found on most dollars in U.S. cities
Researchers find that U.S. bank notes are soaked in cocaine. That's why the economy is so twitchy.
DNA proof can be faked
Scientists have shown they can fake DNA evidence. "CSI" is now on hiatus.
Alcoholics less able to read faces
A new study has found that alcoholics are less able to read faces. But they're more likely to get the Cliff Notes.
'Dancing With "The Hammer"?'
Tom DeLay is scheduled to kick up his heels on ABC's "Dancing With the Stars" next month. Who says there's no life after politics?
