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A face only a mother could love? Maybe not
A new study shows that women are more likely than men to look away from ugly babies. Of course, their own babies are beautiful.
Sanford in Argentina, not hiking
South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford says he was in Argentina, not on the Appalachian Trail. It was just a mix-up. The two places sound so much alike.
Calvin Klein pulls foursome ad after complaints
A Manhattan billboard depicting an orgy was too much for many New Yorkers. What? Not sexy enough?
Sarkozy raps the burkha
French President Nicolas Sarkozy says there's no place in France for Islamic burkhas. Vive la liberte de religion!
Italy's hooker probe to question 30 women
Italian prosecutors plan to quiz 30 women in Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi's prostitution probe. I hope it's a multiple-choice quiz.
They don't eat horses, do they?
British horse owners don't want to pledge not to eat their animals -- but only because they don't do that sort of thing anyway. Really.
Missing governor is found -- sort of
South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford didn't tell anyone he was going on a hike. Chalk it up to "executive privilege."
Farmers change feed to stem cow burps
Dairy farmers in Vermont are battling climate change by reducing cow burps. Excuse me?
Wii games bring the pain
Playing games on Nintendo's Wii can cause real sports injuries, although you're probably less likely to brag about them.
Judge blocks 'Catcher in the Rye' sequel
A judge has halted publication of an unauthorized sequel of J.D. Salinger's "The Catcher in the Rye." So don't expect to see "The Pitcher in the Wheat" anytime soon.
A moose goes to the horse track
A moose toured Saratoga Race Course and was soon tranquilized. I get that treatment too when I go there.
No flies on Obama -- or else
President Obama dispatched a large, pesky fly during a CNBC interview using quick reflexes -- and very little bailout money.
Mexican cocaine found in frozen sharks
Mexican authorities broke up a drug smuggling operation by finding cocaine in frozen sharks destined for the U.S. Kinda like "Jaws" meets "Cops."
Report: Durbin cashed out during stock collapse
Sen. Dick Durbin's financial disclosure statement is raising some eyebrows, but they'll be lowered soon enough.
CBS walls off homes for reality TV show
It's a show about eight families trapped in a prison in their own neighborhood. Just like real life!
