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Moonwalk denier accused of hoax
A moon-landing skeptic is accused of using doctored footage to make his case. It's called turning the tables.
Engaged couple share same name
Kelly Hildebrandt is going to marry Kelly Hildebrandt in October. Now that's a wedding invitation worth saving.
House votes to block car dealership closures
The House has voted to keep Chrysler and GM dealerships from closing. And the House opted for the undercoating and free tire gauge.
Poll: Romney is GOP front-runner for 2012
The GOP finally has a front-runner for 2012 and it's Mitt Romney, according to Gallup. The waiting was unbearable.
How to cook a lobster -- painlessly
Boiling a live lobster sounds totally inhumane. Until you add the drawn butter. Then it sounds like dinner.
NASA: Um, about those moon tapes ...
NASA has erased its moon-landing tapes and needs Hollywood's help to replace them. Again.
Gates nixes ban on war-zone smoking
Defense Secretary Robert Gates will allow U.S. troops to keep smoking in war zones. The troops coughed a sigh of relief.
Sanford away again -- but with his wife this time
South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford is away from the office with his wife. Let's hope they're going to someplace exotic, maybe south of the border. Then again ...
Obama's arm is no rocket
Barack Obama is the first president to throw out a ceremonial first pitch at the All-Star Game since Gerald Ford in 1978. Ford knocked out 6 All-Stars with that pitch.
Taller workers earn more
Research shows that height can influence income. So if you want that raise, get some lifts for your shoes.
What not to say to a woman
Just a few tips for guys out on that first date. Don't say "That was fabulous," or else you'll become her shopping buddy.
Obama's car czar steps down
The Obama administration's car czar is leaving his post to spend more time with his family. So is this a resignation -- or an abdication?
Vatican praises Harry Potter's good/evil theme
The Vatican gives high marks to the new Harry Potter film -- just the push it needs to become a moderately popular movie.
Study: Cats control their owners
A new study shows that house cats can control their owners. So if you think your cat's playing mind games with you, don't worry. It is.
Burger King sorry for Hindu 'Whopper' goddess
Burger King offended Hindus with an ad featuring an Indian goddess hawking a Whopper. Next time they'll avoid the controversy and just use an image of the pope.
