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Obama defends Chavez's warmth
Hugo Chavez likes Barack Obama -- for now, anyway.
Researchers: Leaded gas aided global cooling
Leaded gas was good for global cooling, bad for breathing. Take your pick.
Study: Fat people hurt the earth
A new study says heavy people harm the planet more than thin people. And, no, it wasn't sponsored by Weight Watchers.
File-sharing founders get jail, fines
A file-sharing service has suffered a major setback. It might have to get into the "file-creation" business.
Survey: More CEOs got pay hikes last year
CEOs made more money last year even as their companies struggled. Now that's hanging tough!
Officials may reveal strong, weak banks
Banks undergoing the administration's "stress test" will find out if they graduate.
Dylan disses Stones
Bob Dylan says the Rolling Stones "are pretty much finished." Like he would know?
Study: Smiles predict marital success
A smile from the past can predict marital success in the future — or so the theory goes.
Pimple-prone teens now face 'super acne'
Super acne fights all known treatments for pimples. Except for popping them.
NYC law firm pays employees for not working
Lawyers have got it made, even when they aren't working.
Congress examines fee hikes at bailed-out banks
Banks that took federal bailout funds now are planning to take more from taxpayers the old-fashioned way. That's business.
Salon won't touch Mrs. Madoff's 'do
Ruth Madoff is beginning to find it difficult being a swindler's wife. It always starts with the hair.
Phelps shoots vodka while mom hawks book
Michael Phelps is still having some problems with that role model thing. He might be too young for the role.
Man divorces wife via text message
He had her speed dial, but she put him on call waiting. Sounds like grounds for divorce to me.
