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Reporter carried from area near Air Force One at LAX
Brenda Lee was only trying to deliver a letter to President Obama. Let's say "message received."
Kansas girl, 13, wins Spelling Bee
Kavya Shivashankar is the new spelling bee champion, which means she is her own Spell Check.
1,000 kinds of of bacteria reside on our skin
Bacteria are living on our skin, and there's nothing we can do about it. So try not to think about it.
Obama raises cash for Reid, other Dems
President Obama is raising money for Democrats, but only for those who really need it and have a solid plan for dealing with shareholders.
Report: Burris offered Blago personal check
Sen. Roland Burris some explaining to do. And it better be good.
Funds took $12B from Madoff's accounts before arrest
Feeder fund operators withdrew $12 billion from Bernie Madoff's accounts in the months before his arrest. Timing is everything.
Bob Barker, Betty White feuding in L.A.
Bob Barker and Betty White are feuding over an elephant. I know that sounds like the setup for a reality TV show, but it's not.
Women, 56, switched at birth
Two women have discovered they were raised in each other's families. Kinda like "Wife Swap" but permanent.
OctoMom says surgery won't hurt her fertility
Nadya Suleman says she misspoke about her upcoming surgery, which won't impede her ability to bear children. It's her Second Amendment right. No, wait, that's arms.
'Star Trek' jokes
In honor of the next generation of "Star Trek" movie fans ...
Texas shell seekers find cocaine
Looking for seashells, a couple finds $500,000 worth of cocaine. Is that a good day or a bad day at the beach?
Dog shields owners from mountain lion
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the love it feels for its owners.
French eat, sleep more than Americans
The French eat and sleep more than citizens of other developed countries. They need to. It's not easy being French.
Dems drop Obama funds for closing Gitmo
Democratic lawmakers have denied President Obama funds for closing Gitmo. It's a good thing they're in the same party or else this could get ugly.
Researchers close to perfecting invisibility cloak
The invisibility cloak is almost here! Or maybe it's already here and we just can't see it.
