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We've run out the clock
If we were a sports team, that would be great. Unfortunately, we're a country, so it's kinda bad.
Better brush up on the Mandarin
Because someday — maybe not tomorrow, or the next day, but someday soon — we will all be working for China.
It's a job and somebody's got to do it
But nobody wants it, so let's just pick the guy at the end of the row.
What's everybody so mad about?
It's not like we STOLE the money. We had it coming to us.
Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty
But it can be very tiring.
Watch out! I'm dangerous
But only when I go to the airport. Just ask TSA.
Did you hear that?
What was that crashing sound? Oh, it was just the stock market — again.
Good times ahead ...
as far the glass eye can see.
We owe HOW MUCH?
The national debt is just under a jillion dollars. Do you take personal checks? What about Visa?
O.J.? Guilty?
I did NOT see this coming. Oh, wait. Yes, I did.
Nostalgia
Memory is a funny thing — especially in retrospect.
It's almost time for war
Because we know war, we understand war, we like war — as long as nobody gets hurt.
Untapped resources
If we're going to establish our energy independence, we're going to have to get creative.
Pop quiz
Republican vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin has been asked some tough questions. Here are some more:
Pop quiz for Palin
Republican vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin has been asked some tough questions. But as she told Hugh Hewitt on his radio show recently, “I'm not going to pick a fight with those who buy ink by the barrelful. ..."
