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Surfer busted in smuggling attempt
He was trying to hang 10 with a duffel bag full of pot. Now he might hang two to five, with time off for good behavior.
Senate set to approve tobacco law
A new proposed law aims to make smokers an endangered species.
Celebs flag, flourish on reality TV show
"I'm a Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here" is making its mark, in much the same way a dog marks its territory. Now that's good television!
Palin's lawyer slams charges of plagiarism
A blogger accuses Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin of plagiarizing Newt Gingrich, but her lawyer says, "Nuh uh."
Grassley blasts Obama with tweets
Sen. Chuck Grassley slams the president on health care. On Twitter. Go figure.
NYC cops issue tickets to van with corpse inside
Police overlooked the fact that a minivan they had ticketed frequently over several weeks had a corpse inside. But they did note it was parked illegally, so let's call it even.
Report: Dems hit GOP for revealing interrogation data
Democrats are mad at Republicans who revealed a secret hearing's findings that harsh interrogations prevented terrorist attacks. You don't say.
Lake Champlain 'monster' on YouTube?
A cell phone video of something crossing a lake has renewed interest in the legend of "Champ." And we're not talking Michael Phelps here.
Bank robbery suspects run out of gas
Two guys rob a bank and make their getaway but forget to put gas in the tank. It's the little things that trip you up.
Report: White House to name 'pay czar'
The Obama administration is to name a "pay czar." When it gets around to naming a "bacon czar," I hope they remember me.
House to show expenses online
This is one of those things that lawmakers can't be against, like education. So it'll be interesting to see how they oppose it.
A cattle call for zombies?
Attention all zombies! We are ready for your close-ups! We'll start with Keith Richards.
Obama: 'Lakers, in six'
President Obama predicts the Los Angeles Lakers will win the NBA championship in six games. Now how about an economic prediction?
Bank offers workers 5 years vacation
Spain's second-largest bank is offering workers five years' paid vacation. The catch is you have to return to work in 2014.
Al Qaeda official slams Obama
An al Qaeda official has denounced President Obama. Which means that Obama is on the right track.
