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Letterman apologizes to Palin -- again
David Letterman has apologized for a second time to Sarah Palin for jokes he made about her family ... and this time he did it with some feeling.
New Orleans Mayor ... Brad Pitt?
New Orleans residents say they'd like Brad Pitt to run for mayor. Preferably, in slow motion.
AP: Obama fires IG who probed crony
President Obama fires an official who investigated one of his supporters. Um ... OK?
Inmate holds bar mitzvah in NYC jail
New York City officials want to know how a rich inmate hosted a bar mitzvah in the prison's gym. Apparently, he hosted it very well, thank you.
Drudge: NYT planning 'Bruno' expose
The mockumentary "Bruno" is set to premiere next month, and apparently the world will not be the same afterwards.
Study: Men prefer average-sized women
Men in an Australian study preferred the shapes of average women more than supermodels. Are supermodels losing their powers?
WHO set to declare flu pandemic
The World Health Organization is ready to declare the first flu pandemic in more than 40 years. So what took so long?
Feds buy more cars from Ford than GM, Chrysler
The federal government, which is heavily invested in General Motors and Chrysler, has just bought most of its fleet from Ford. It's economy, as taught by Benjamin Button.
A hangover cure for wine?
A Canadian scientist has special yeast that prevents wine from causing headaches. I suspect it smells so bad that nobody can drink it.
The bald truth about Phil Spector
California has released mug shots of disgraced record producer Phil Spector, and now we know what was up with all those wigs.
Coleman must pay Franken $95,000
A court has decided that Norm Coleman owes Al Franken $95,000 in their Senate election case. They should put this ruling to a vote.
Periodic table gets new element
Element 112 is set to join the periodic table. It's kinda like Hawkman joining the Justice League of America.
Unabomber fights auction plans
"Unabomber" Ted Kacynski is fighting federal plans to auction his belongings. He's threatening to write a letter to his congressman.
Blago to appear in satire about him
Rod Blagojevich is going to appear in the Second City satire "Rod Blagojevich Superstar." Why? Because he's Rod Blagojevich, and this is what he does.
'Jon & Kate' losing viewers
Who wants to watch a show about a family with eight kids? Besides the OctoMom, that is.
