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Report: Prince Harry doesn't wash his hair
Prince Harry hasn't washed his hair since '07. That was the last good year for shampoo apparently.
Swine flu jokes
An assortment of disturbed observations.
Parents livid over Barbie's tattoos
A new British Barbie doll is trying to rock Amy Winehouse's tattooed look. Because Amy makes it look sooo good?
Colleges check out applicants online
If you don't get into college, you might want to blame MySapce or Facebook. But really it's your own fault.
Ahmadinejad uses Obama slogan
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad knows a good slogan when he hears one. How about this one -- "Liberty lives?" It's alliterative, you know.
Cloned beagles glow red
South Korean scientists have cloned puppies that glow red. Next they'll work on some green ones to beat the Christmas rush.
Scientists create the 'leak-proof' tomato
Finally, a scientific breakthrough I can get behind. Because if there's one thing this world needs, it's a dry tomato.
Researchers make metal web
Scientists can make spider webs stronger by adding metal. Because we all needed stronger spider webs.
Scientists baffled by 'space blob'
It's big, it's old and it's about 12.9 billion light years away. No, it's not Larry King.
How to make the Internet pay
Popular Science is offering ideas on how to make money on the Internet. It's got to be good. It's science.
Scientists find fossil of 'missing link' seal
A new fossil find helps scientists understand how sea creatures became land animals. Apparently it wasn't pretty.
New bar gets you drunk on air
A new London bar lets you inhale your alcohol instead of drinking it. Don't try this at home.
Nearly earth-sized planet found
Astronomers have found a planet outside our solar system that is almost Earth's twin. It's actually more like Earth's big sister. Stepsister.
Chicago plans 'Talk Like Shakespeare Day'
Shakespeare ain't never had it dis good. Dat's what Chicago says, anyways.
