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Burris won't seek re-election
Sen. Roland Burris won't run for re-election. And the entire state of Illinois breathes a sigh of relief.
White House misspells Obama's name
The White House misspelled President Obama's name in a recent press office release. A congressional hearing has been scheduled.
Dems: Panetta said CIA misled Congress
Six House Democrats say that CIA Director Leon Panetta testified that the CIA has misled Congress since 2001. Maybe he thought he was giving a campaign speech.
Stalking charges dropped against Marion Barry
Prosecutors have dropped stalking charges against former D.C. mayor Marion Barry. How will he live down the controversy?
Build-a-Bears stuffed with heroin
A drug ring in the Bronx was using Build-a-Bears to hide heroin. They had the wrong stuff.
Marion Barry charged with stalking
Former D.C. Mayor Marion Barry has been charged with stalking a woman. I think he was desperately in need of her vote.
No signs of N. Korean missile launch to Hawaii
U.S. government officials say there no signs that North Korea is preparing to test-launch a missile capable of hitting Hawaii. So, happy Independence Day!
Palin: I'd beat Obama in a foot race
Sarah Palin
Fox News has top 10 cable news shows
More people watch Fox News programs than CNN's and MSNBC's combined. Don't call it the cable news wars. It's more like a slaughter.
Coleman might be mulling governor's race
Norm Coleman might be considering running for governor of Minnesota. He's already set a budget for the court costs.
North Korean ship reverses course
A North Korean freighter has reversed course after being monitored by U.S. Navy vessels. I think it lost its Tom Tom device.
Buckingham Palace guards 'into porn, poker'
An ex-guard at Buckingham Palace says his comrades engage in poker parties and porn sales on duty. That is some kind of duty!
Lions claim turf like gangstas
A new study shows that lion prides operate like street gangs to defend their turf. So remember, stay off the lions' turf.
Madoff sentenced today but the money's still missing
Bernie Madoff faces his sentence today, but the billions of dollars he swindled are still missing. Maybe some hard labor will jog his memory.
Thai elephants look like pandas
Pandas get more attention than elephants, so if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Even though, as elephants, they could just crush 'em.
