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Italian court OKs 'kick in the pants' threat
An Italian court
Man, 60, guilty of groping Minnie Mouse
A Pennsylvania man is guilty of groping Minnie Mouse at Disney World. You don't want to know what he did to Pluto.
French pools require Speedos
In France, pool managers make men wear Speedos. Just one more reason to hate the French.
Fox to air OctoMom 'special'
Fox will air "Octomom: The Incredible Unseen Footage" this month. What's incredible is that it takes a full two hours.
Saturn's rings disappear Tuesday
Saturn's rings will vanish on Tuesday, and I'm blaming David Copperfield.
Speilberg to remake 'Harvey'
Steven Speilberg is going to make a movie about an invisible rabbit. With no special effects -- you know, because it's invisible.
Castro slams U.S. overtures
Cuban President Raul Castro says he won't abandon communism to make peace with the U.S. But he might reconsider for some bailout money.
Device turns phone into microscope
A new gadget converts a cell phone into a microscope. Can you see me now?
Anglican Church offers wedding-baptism
The Anglican Church is combining its wedding and baptism services into a single liturgy. It's a holy two-fer.
BBC: Artificial brain is 10 years away
Scientists say they will be able to construct an artificial brain in 10 years. And to think that the scarecrow settled for a mere diploma in Oz. Chump!
GOP settles with Jackson Browne
The Republican National Committee has settled with Jackson Browne over using his song "Running on Empty" without his permission. Will somebody please take that iPod away from the RNC?
Report: Susan Boyle trumps Obama presser
President Obama's on at 8 p.m. because Susan Boyle is on at 9 p.m. It's a ratings thing, not a priorities thing.
Sutherland cleared in head-butt case
Charges against Keifer Sutherland in a head-butting case have been dropped. Apparently he was just demonstrating one of Jack Bauer's interrogation techniques.
Hoedown at the White House
The Obamas celebrated country music at the White House. The president said it was like being at the Grand Old Opera.
Mystery object slams into Jupiter
Something big hit Jupiter -- and Jupiter ain't the kind of planet to that lying down.
