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Michigan city bans being annoying in public
Being annoying in public can get you a fine in a certain Michigan city. Watch out, it could be about you.
Americans not moving so much
Americans' wanderlust is vanishing in a shrinking economy. Blame those danged moving expenses.
Congress gets a pay raise
That would be a laugh line, if it weren't true.
Al Franken takes recount lead
Democrat Al Franken is leading Republican incumbent Norm Coleman in Minnesota's recount of Senate ballots. This is a real nail biter, and I've got the nails to prove it. They aren't mine, by the way.
Blagojevich says he will 'fight' charges
Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich says he will "fight" the corruption charges against him. And he will cover all line bets on his chances of success.
RNC chief says GOP needs new ideas
RNC head Mike Duncan is lamenting the state of the Republican Party, which is out of ideas. Where's that "Contract With America" when you really need it?
Bernard Madoff given 24-hour protection
A security firm is guarding Bernard Madoff to make sure he doesn't run off and no one hurts him. That's nice. We wouldn't want to upset his house arrest.
Ford turns down bailout money
One of the Big Three automakers just got a little bigger.
Santa's reindeer are girls, not boys
Rewrite the songs! Santa's sleigh-pullers are female reindeer, not male.
Eliot Spitzer also lost money to Madoff
Eliot Spitzer's family business is one of the Jewish businesses that have been defrauded in Bernard Madoff's Ponzi scheme. Let's hope this is the absolute bottom for Spitzer.
Bush loans carmakers $17.4 billion
I hope we don't see any auto execs getting big bonuses or any car companies sponsoring expensive getaways for their crew. Because we've already seen that picture.
Xmas tree thieves on the rise
There's not much Christmas cheer in stealing holiday trees.
Young Americans are watching less TV
TV viewership increases with age, a new report shows. Then why do TV shows keep trying to appeal to that 18- to 35-year-old age demographic?
CNN weatherman disses global warming
A CNN meteorologist doesn't buy into the doom-and-gloom scenarios of global warming. He has his own doom-and-gloom scenarios.
Report: Caroline Kennedy hasn't been big on voting
Records show that Caroline Kennedy hasn't voted in about half of New York's elections since 1988. You see, Caroline, that's how most people get into elected office. By being elected. By voters.
