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Palin tops 'memorable quotes' list
Say what you will about Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, she is quotable.
State lawmakers eye Blagojevich impeachment
Lawmakers in Illinois have begun proceedings that could lead to the impeachment of Gov. Rod Blagojevich. And not a moment too soon.
Blagojevich weighs his options
Aides to Rod "pay-for-play' Blagojevich say the governor isn't ready to resign and is weighing his options. Well, "weighing" may be too strong a word. Not much weight there.
NY governor disses 'SNL' skit
David Paterson did not like his bumbling portrayal on "Saturday Night Live," where blindness apparently marks the height of hilarity.
Political correctness critics release top list of abuses
The halls of academia are awash in political correctness, says a group critical of the movement. Here, it's not PC vs. Mac. It's PC vs. common sense.
Brits now enjoy Brussels sprouts
Nearly two-thirds of Brits today enjoy Brussels sprouts. Now the challenge is to get them to eat the veggies, instead of starting food fights with them.
McCain can't vow support for Palin presidential run in 2012
John McCain says he can't promise to back Sarah Palin if she runs for president in 2012. Has he forgotten about pit bulls and soccer moms already?
Web site hits politically correct Christmas carols
A British Web site is mocking churches whose vicars have changed the lyrics of traditional Christmas songs. God bless us, every one.
Iraqi throws shoes at Bush in Baghdad
An Iraqi journalist threw a pair of shoes at President Bush. It was a special way to say farewell — but something got lost in translation.
One of Big Three likely to face closure
A country without Ford, Chrysler or GM? What would that be like? Ask Pontiac, Oldsmobile . . .
Poverty advocates attempt to revive issue
John Edwards' scandal killed not only his presidential campaign but also his signature issue, poverty, which advocates are trying to bring back to the forefront. Godspeed, y'all.
Republicans pounce on Democrats' scandals
Republicans are crowing over the Democrats' scandal woes, now that the proverbial shoe is on the proverbial other foot.
White House nixes the Obamas' early move to Blair House
The White House has rejected the Obamas' request to move into Blair House two weeks before the traditional date of arrival for a president-elect and his family. Perhaps if they had asked for a bailout, they'd have received more accommodation.
Report: Emanuel discussed Senate seat with Blagojevich's aide
Rahm Emanuel, President-elect Barack Obama's pick for chief of staff, discussed filling a vacant Senate seat with Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich's chief of staff. Has the jinx of the Chicago Cubs spread to the Obama camp?
Jellyfish swarms ruining beaches
Large numbers of stinging jellyfish are making vacationers retreat from ocean beaches around the world. Somebody needs to teach these jellyfish a lesson, take 'em back to school. (Sorry. Couldn't resist that one.)
