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Richardson chucks Commerce nomination
An investigation of Bill Richardson's state dealings has nixed his Commerce nomination. Break out the resume, Bill.
Blagojevich scandal paralyzes Illinois' government
What's good for Illinois is good for the country — or something like that.
Stonehenge has great acoutics
And may have been the site of prehistoric concerts.
Franken to be declared winner of Minnesota's Senate race
The counting is finally over in Minnesota, and not a minute too soon.
GOP abandoning D.C. on Inauguration Day
Is that a herd of elephants leaving Washington? Nope, just the GOP.
Sources: Paterson likely to appoint Kennedy to Senate
Caroline Kennedy is likely to become the junior U.S. senator from New York. And it's a sure thing the Senate won't close its doors to her, unlike some other appointment, who shall remain nameless ... (Burris).
Communities replace rock salt with molasses, ash
Communities are looking for cheaper ways to melt ice. Of course, nothing is cheaper than spring.
Lawmaker seeks bailout for local newspaper
Well why not? Everybody else is getting one.
Report: Senate to deny Burris access to floor
The Senate plans to close its doors to Rod Blagojevich's appointee, Roland Burris. Why? Did he miss his appointment?
Toyota working on solar-powered car
It's about time. First the solar-powered car, then the flying car and at last we will be able to say we have entered the 21st Century.
Court: Naked people have privacy rights
Just because you're naked doesn't mean everybody has to know about it, a court has ruled — more or less.
Passenger jet flies on vegetable oil
An Air New Zealand jet now uses vegetable oil as fuel. You'd think they would have figured that out on "Gilligan's Island."
Blagojevich appoints Senate replacement
Rod Blagojevich has named someone to fill a vacant Senate seat. Now the fun really begins!
Caroline Kennedy's 'you knows' invite criticism, mockery
Caroline Kennedy's verbal tic can be a bit grating, you know?
Ford to offer self-parking technology
The truly "smart car" is closer than you might think. Uncomfortably close.
