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Report: Matthews nixes Senate run
Chris Matthews has decided not to run for the Senate in 2010. Too much talk there, not enough yelling.
Hockey player suspended for biting
The NHL has suspended a player for biting. When did Mike Tyson start playing hockey?
Report: Cuomo aide stymies Caroline Kennedy's Senate bid
It's not over yet in New York. It's still Kennedy vs. Cuomo.
O.J.'s on 'jackalope' diet
The convicted kidnapper/armed robber/Heisman Trophy winner is getting in prison shape. Leave it to O.J. to set a good example.
Feinstein backs Burris appointment
The "story that keeps on giving" keeps on giving — Blagojevich, Part 22.
Research: Diet tops exercise in obesity battle
Diet appears more influential than exercise in combating obesity. Just the thought makes me hungry.
Dad gets jail time for softball outburst
Warning, parents: There is such a thing as too much enthusiasm.
Jeb Bush rules out Senate run
The other, other Bush says he won't run for the Senate next year.
Americans' saving trend hurting economy
First it was "spending bad, saving good." Now it's "spending good, saving bad." What goes around ...
Report: Hyundai to buy back cars from jobless
Hyundai says it will take back cars that owners can no longer afford. I got a Ford Pinto.
Milky Way is bigger, faster than before
New data indicate that our galaxy is a fast-moving behemoth — kinda like the Hulk without the 'tude.
Report: Venezuela halts free oil program
It seems that Hugo Chavez has found that charity is a good thing — as long as you can afford it.
Trooper: Politics delayed drug probe Palins' soon-to-be in-law
You haven't heard the last of Alaska!
Save the earth. Eat a kangaroo.
A meal of kangaroos and camels could do a lot to improve the planet, if not your digestion.
Bush 41: Jeb should run for Senate, presidency
The first President Bush says there should be a third President Bush. Can you say "dynasty?"
