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Hillary Clinton writes off $13 campaign loan
Hillary Clinton has begun shutting down her campaign by writing off a multimillion loan. And not a moment too soon.
States eye new taxes
The economic downturn has caused state treasuries to shrink, so the states are looking to raise taxes. That makes sense, doesn't it?
Hawaii trying to cash in on Obamania
Hawaii is trying to capitalize on Obamania because the 50th state apparently has nothing else going for it. Pineapple, anyone?
'Bad boy' genes found
That sounds like a clothing discovery, but it's more scientific.
Vatican backs iPhone prayer book
The Vatican is embracing a prayer book application for the iPhone. And you should hear the ring tone! Heavenly.
Man goes for bear hug with Knut
Sometimes you've just got to wonder what some people are thinking. And sometimes you just know they're not thinking at all.
Man eats 7 pounds of latkes to win contest
A Long Island deli held a latke-eating contest, and the winner ate 7 pounds of the potato pancakes. Pass the Alka Seltzer.
Study: Video games good for older brains
A new study shows that video games help improve cognitive functions in older people. Of course, this is just the excuse I was looking for to justify buying an Xbox 360.
Journal debunks holiday health myths
A medical journal say the things we've been taught about holiday eating and drinking are wrong. So happy holidays, everybody!
Man finds, returns cash twice in same store
Hey, Diogenes! You'll find what you're looking for in Auburn, Maine.
'Lost' recording of John Lennon to go on the auction block
Wanna recording of a boozed-up John Lennon singing? It can be yours for just $40,000.
China blocks NYT Web site
Chinese officials say they have the right to protect the people from New York Times reports. Their argument is based on Alexander Pope: "A little knowledge is a dangerous thing ..."
MTV plans 16 reality shows
The reality is that fewer people are watching MTV and its shows.
Evander Holyfield narrowly loses title match
Evander Holyfield, 46, stepped into the ring with a 7-foot, 300-pound, 35-year-old Russian who had won 50 fights. They should have given him the title just for that.
Wynn bets big on Las Vegas resort
Developer Steve Wynn is betting that his new multibillion-dollar casino will make money. After all, what's the worst that could happen?
