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Barack Obama is Time's 'Person of the Year'
President-elect Barack Obama has been named Time magazine's "Person of the Year." Now he can really feel good about himself, I guess.
Web animators goes gaga over shoe business
Animators on the Internet are having fun with footage of President Bush's shoe-dodging incident. Bless their hearts.
Berlin politician says let the poor catch the rats
An official in Berlin has suggested paying the poor to catch the city's rats. The poor immediately tried to catch him.
Former Clinton aide Betty Currie on Obama team
It's as if the Clintons are taking over the Obama team. What a way to lose!
Shop denies cake for Adolf Hitler
Life might be a bit rough for a boy named Adolf Hitler. At least you know what his parents were thinking when they named him.
Tiger Woods rips caddie for dissing Phil Mickelson
Tiger Woods has expressed disappointment with his longtime caddie for mocking rival golfer Phil Mickelson. Tiger is what you call a class act. His caddie? More like a class clown.
Dana Perino gets a shiner
The White House press secretary received a black eye during a security scuffle with a shoe thrower in Baghdad. The next time someone yells "duck," she will not look for water fowl.
Fed slashes interest rate by .75 percent
The Federal Reserve has lowered interest rates to historically low levels. You want to avoid historic highs and lows when it comes to the Fed.
Ill. lawmakers start impeachment of Blagojevich
The Illinois House has voted to begin investigating Gov. Rod Blagojevich, the first step in impeachment proceedings. They don't want to "rush to judgment." But they don't want to dawdle to judgment, either.
Tim McGraw not running for governor now
Country music veteran Tim McGraw says he's not interested in running for governor of Tennessee just yet. Maybe he'll just write a song about it instead. Hope it has beer in it. I like beer songs.
Scientist finds oldest spider web
A British scientists says he has found the world's oldest spider web in an ancient piece of amber. The world's oldest spider, who had lost the web, has issued its thanks and is moving back in.
Spending creates $1 trillion debt
Federal spending created a $1 trillion debt before the government started bailing out businesses. So who's going to bail out the government? Look in a mirror.
Critics hit Secret Service for shoe attack
Critics say the Secret Service was slow to react when a journalist threw his shoes at President Bush. Cut 'em a little slack. The guy was fast on the footwear. He was a practiced shoe thrower.
Cheney: I approved waterboarding
Vice President Dick Cheney says he gave the OK to waterboard the mastermind of the 9/11 attacks. He thought it would confuse the terrorist because it sounds like a water park ride.
Caroline Kennedy to seek Senate seat
Another Kennedy — Caroline — is vying for a U.S. Senate seat. It's "Camelot: The Second Act."
