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Seattle, Minneapolis top literate U.S. cities list
If you're reading this, you're probably in Seattle or Minneapolis ... or some other place.
Retail bankruptcies loom on horizon
It looks like some of your favorite stores might face bankruptcy. Without a bailout in sight?
Uncounted ballots looming in Minnesota's Senate race
It seems no one in Minnesota is sure how many ballots have not been counted in the Senate race. I blame fuzzy math.
Lawmaker opposes automatic congressional pay raise
There's at least one member of Congress who's wary of its automatic pay increase.
Caroline Kennedy says she won't be beholden to anyone
... except the Democratic Party. Really? Did Michael Bloomberg switch parties? Again?
College athletes lag behind nonathletes
But only in stuff like academic tests, classes, studies and the like. It's all academic.
2008 prez candidates flocked to late-night comedy shows
Presidential candidates made scores of appearances on comedy shows in 2008. Sometimes the medium is the message.
Castro calls for fewer subsidies
If you listen closely, it almost sounds like he's calling for less communism.
Sub for sale, lots of miles
A former Soviet sub is up for sale in Rhode Island. No, really. This isn't a Brooklyn Bridge kind of deal.
U.S. students go to Canada for cheaper education
U.S. students say they are going to Canada for a less-expensive college education. But don't they also have a lot of beer in Canada? Coincidence? I think not.
Doctor has used patient's fat in fuel tank
A doctor in California has put liposuction fat to use in his car. I''m guessing it's a Volkswagen.
Kennedy's Senate bid hurt by her lack of Democratic donations
Caroline Kennedy has been a bit tight with Democratic donations over the years, and now it's hurting her Senate bid. Sometimes you do get what you pay for.
Worker says she was fired for "Merry Christmas"
A Christian woman who worked at a vacation rental firm in Florida says she was fired for saying "Merry Christmas." Who would dare say such a thing in this day and age?
Botox doctors unaffected by recession
Because nobody wants to look surprised about being laid off — and Botox is just the ticket!
Franken's lead narrows in Senate race
Norm Coleman is gaining on Al Franken in the recount of Minnesota's Senate election. When, oh when, will this be over?
