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Mom gives birth to 18th child
Michelle Duggar gave birth to her 18th child — Jordyn-Grace Makiya — on Thursday. Mrs. Duggar is planning to relax a while before having her next child — we hope.
South Korean lawmakers duke it out
A donnybrook in South Korea's parliament isn't rare — but still entertaining.
More New Yorkers prefer Cuomo to Kennedy
Don't start up the coronation ceremony just yet. A fight's a-brewing for that Senate seat.
Pilot says he's unqualified to land plane
Passengers flying from Cardiff, Wales, to Paris were surprised when their pilot told them he wasn't qualified to land the plane. Talk about a wake-up call.
Madoff under house arrest in $7 million apartment
Bernard Madoff, who is accused of defrauding investors of $50 billion, is under house arrest in his $7 million apartment on Park Avenue. It's punishment because he no longer has maid to turn down his bed covers. Rough.
Eddie Murphy is to be the Riddler
The role of the Riddler in the new Batman movie has gone to Eddie Murphy. Let's hope it's a "Dreamgirls" moment and not a "Norbit."
Thrift is in — big time
Our culture is quickly turning from conspicuous consumption to fervent frugality. Just hope it lasts longer than the recession.
Report: NASA to sell shuttles in 2010
NASA is planning to sell the space shuttles when the program ends in 2010. Better reserve your bid now.
Las Vegas under 6 inches of snow
Las Vegas is covered in a record snowfall. There goes the desert!
Lawyer: Blagojevich will not appoint a senator
Looks like Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich won't appoint Barack Obama's successor to the Senate. That's a lot of potential income he's giving up there.
Report: Informant says Blagojevich is ex-bookie
A federal informant says that Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich was a bookie in a former life. Hmm. Nobody's taking odds against that one.
Aretha Franklin will sing at inauguration
Fresh from being declared by Rolling Stone magazine as the greatest singer of all time, Aretha Franklin will perform at next month's inauguration. Well worth the price of admission.
Iraqi government in turmoil over shoe thrower
So much chaos over a pair of size 10s. Who'd have thunk it?
Gown registry set up for inauguration
Protecting the fashion sense of a nation.
Blagojevich to speak publicly this week
Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich is going to make his first public comments since his alleged "pay for play" scandal emerged. This should be good.
