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Fla. county eyes banning thongs at beaches
County leaders in the Tampa Bay area want a little less Southern exposure at the beach.
Research: Sleep more, sneeze less
There is a link between sleep and susceptibility to disease. And I'll have those results for you right after I take a nap.
Burris likely to be seated in Senate this week
The Senate is prepared to seat Roland Burris this week. Just in time for a new parody on "Saturday Night Live."
Madoff remains free on bail
Bernie Madoff, accused of conducting a $50 billion Ponzi scheme, can remain on bail in his luxury apartment.
Restaurant returns huge lobster to sea
Did no one want to eat a lobster that's older than John McCain? Guess not.
Obamas nearly ready to pick puppy
The search is almost over. The Obamas are ready to decide. Now they need to pick which newspaper to use for house training.
Tough times for Mayor Sheila Dixon
Running Baltimore's city government is hard enough as it is. But add a couple of indictment charges, and it can be downright brutal.
Coleman seeks documents on ballots
Norm Coleman is seeking documentation, and more documentation.
First flying car ready for test flight/drive
Look out, 21st century! The flying car is coming for you.
Physicist: Google searches hurt ecology
A prominent physicist says Google consumes energy like nobody's business. I'm going to Google that just to be sure.
Blagojevich defiant, quotes Tennyson
Rod Blagojevich continues to defy and surprise. Where does he get this stuff?
Report: Chicago schools violated contract rules
More news out of Illinois, and yes, it is corruption-related. But educational.
Report: Chicago schools faked addresses, spent $67,000 for cappuccino
More news out of Illinois, and yes, it is corruption-related. But educational.
Brits eating squirrels for fun, ecology
Would like some chips to go with your fried squirrel, luv?
Senate leans toward accepting Burris
Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich is sticking a feather in his cap. Because he likes feathers.
