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Leaders: GOP needs to broaden its reach
Republican leaders say the GOP needs to compete in every state like the Democrats. Huh? I thought they were trying NOT to be like the Democrats.
Report: Madoff's fund never made a trade
Bernie Madoff's fund never traded any of its funds. Now THAT'S efficiency!
Peru court rules in favor of drunken worker
Peru's top court says it's OK to be drunk at work.
Report: Former 'dream team' lawyer says O.J. is a 'sociopath'
Celebrity defense attorney Robert Shapiro says O.J. Simpson is a "sociopath." I never would have guessed that.
Bush to say goodbye at White House gathering
The president is planning to take his final bow before the nation.
Court delays ruling on Minnesota Senate
It's just one more delay in seating a senator. No biggie.
Feds to give billions more to Bank of America
It's the government that keeps on giving ... and giving.
Stan Lee makes comic for 'world's first gay superhero'
The Marvel Comics creator does it again — for the first time.
Blagojevich to preside over chamber that will try him
There's political theater. Then there's political theater directed by Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich! Nothing like it.
Report: Obama to end 'don't ask, don't tell'
President Clinton's military policy on gays is going to take a fall this winter, come spring.
D.C. declared emergency area for inauguration
Washington, D.C., isn't a disaster area, though. Is it?
Sources: Cuomo, Paterson met about Senate seat
New York's attorney general is trying to keep quiet his interest in filling a Senate seat. Trying to keep it real quiet.
A plea deal for Bernie Madoff
Bernie Madoff just might get a plea deal after all. And the wheels of justice keep on a-turnin'.
Bush, Obama officials simulate attacks
Bush officials and Obama officials are getting together to figure out how terrorists think.
Study: Traders with long ring fingers make more money
You can measure the success of a male financial trader by the length of his, um, ring finger. I kid you not.
