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Biden shushes wife over VP revelation
Joe Biden had an "I Love Lucy" moment when his wife revealed a secret about his vice-presidential selection.
Study: Modern breeding leads to dumber dogs
A new study says today's dogs resemble Goofy more than Lassie. Shame on you, Walt Disney!
Vancouver seeks bailout money for Olympics
It's a bailout of Olympic proportions. Sounds grand, don't it?
Stimulus proposals include mob museum
The mob museum is not a popular idea for stimulating the economy. Hey, who put this horse head in my bed?
Scientists developing 'memory pill'
Remembering dates and figures could become as easy as swallowing a pill.
Report handicaps last-minute pardons
Political observers are waiting for some last-minute Bush pardons. I hope I get one.
New York Times hits expenses for beer runs
Beer is a staple for journalists everywhere. Beer is good. Beer is necessary.
Rivals: Caroline Kennedy to be next NY senator
Caroline Kennedy's rivals for an upcoming opening in the U.S. Senate say she has won. I must have missed that election.
Details of plane's splash landing released
It was an amazing accident, an amazing landing and an amazing escape.
London's City Hall to fly U.S. flag on Tuesday
The American flag will fly over London's City Hall to celebrate the inauguration. Really.
Obama: We will endure, prevail
Barack Obama gave a moving speech at the Lincoln Memorial. Kurt Warner gave a pretty good too after the Cardinals game.
Obama: We will endure, prevail
Barack Obama gave a moving speech at the Lincoln Memorial. Kurt Warner gave a pretty good too after the Cardinals game.
Researchers say invisibility cloak is nearly a reality
Have you seen it? How can you be so sure?
Inflation rose only a little last year
It only felt like prices skyrocketed last year. Ignore that feeling.
Holder hits waterboarding, Marc Rich pardon
The attorney general-designate has some words about waterboarding and Marc Rich. Interesting words.
