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Gingrich tells GOP to challenge Geithner nomination
A Republican stalwart tells what's left of the GOP in Congress to buck up. Good luck with that.
Older workers faring better than younger workers
Companies tend to keep their older workers in economic hard times. Yay, age!
Report: Obama wore body armor
Just another security measure that reflects the times in which we live.
Report: Warner Bros. to cut 10% of staff
The entertainment company has to get a little smaller. No that's NOT entertainment.
Splash-landing passengers get $5,000 each
The passengers aren't going to get their stuff back for quite a while. As if they would want it back.
Stocks fall on Inauguration Day
Wall Street threw some cold water on inaugural celebrations. It's a good thing Wall Street's in New York or else someone here in Washington might have felt the chill.
Report: Cornyn blocks Clinton confirmation
It's just for a day, but what a day it is.
Bush leaves traditional note for Obama
It's customary for the outgoing president to leave a little something for the incoming president.
Report: Airlines bust annoying passengers under Patriot Act
Being an annoyance on a flight can get you arrested under the Patriot Act. So watch yourself! Behave!
Chavez backers launch tear gas on Vatican HQ
Hugo Chavez supporters said they threw the tear gas into the Vatican's diplomatic headquarters. We were wondering where those tear gas canisters came from.
Some inaugural events cancelled amid economic hardship
The economy can even affect an inaugural gala. Bad economy! Bad bad economy!
Obama to call for responsibility
Barack Obama's inaugural speech will call for responsibility from all Americans. That doesn't sound as much fun as "change," but it'll do.
Coleman seeks total recount
Minnesota's first recount went so well that Norm Coleman wants another.
Royal Bank of Scotland faces nationalization
The British government might seize control of RBS to keep it afloat. And why not? The Queen's face is already on all the money.
Cheney to attend inauguration in wheelchair
It's his back, not his heart. So just relax.
