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Twitter dumps fake Dalai Lama
Tweets from the Dalai Lama have been sent by a non-representative of the Tibetan Budhhist leader. That is all.
Study: Americans are bad spellers
Spelling's hard, but it's the nature of the language that makes it that way. Yeah, blame it on nature.
ABC to air "Dancing" with felons
It's just a slight tweak to a popular show -- just a little something to give it an air of danger. Cool.
Starbucks to offer breakfast meals
Because when I spend a lot on a cup of coffee, I'll probably spend even more for a bagel.
Report: Feng shui guiding Asian investors
Asian investors are turning to ancient wisdom to navigate these tough times because, let's face it, modern wisdom just isn't cutting it.
The truth about growing old
Nobody said it would be like this, so I'm saying it for them.
Alaska Senate holds Palin's hubby, aides in contempt
It's for a sense of "closure" in the Troopergate investigation. Thank goodness for closure.
BofA tricking customers into paying dead relatives' debts
Bank of America is the country's biggest bank for one good reason -- they try harder. And succeed.
Phelps fans hit Kellogg's with boycott
Fans of Michael Phelps -- and some pot smokers -- have taken issue with Kellogg's dropping his endorsement contract. This just harshes my mellow.
US Airways to charge $7 for blanket, pillow
It's a part of the "pay for what you use" plan. Some passengers like to call it the "nickel and dime me to death" plan.
Report: Panetta got $700,000 from troubled banks
It looks like Leon Panetta, President Obama's pick for CIA chief, has some explaining to do.
London Christians plan bus ad campaign
They say, "Why should the atheists have all the advertising?" Why, indeed?
Scientists uncover fossil of 'world's biggest snake'
It was longer than a bus and weighed more than a car, scientists say. It got good gas mileage too.
Obama stumbles over nominations
President Obama admits he screwed up on his nominations and says he will take his lumps.
White House belittles GOP on stimulus
The stimulus bill has only a little excessive spending in it, so it's OK. Oh really?
