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Blagojevich to give closing argument at impeachment
Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich will deliver closing arguments at his impeachment trial. The whole world will listen. Well, maybe not the whole world.
N.M. lawmakers delay webcams for naps
New Mexico lawmakers want to study placing webcams in their committee meetings. Maybe they'll sleep on it.
Ahmadinejad demands apology from Obama
The Iranian president wants an apology from the American president. It's for the sake of diplomacy. That's spelled "E-G-O."
GOP lawmaker hits back at Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh has been trading barbs with Democratic leaders for years, but now a new front has opened.
Report: Bush didn't pardon 'high rollers'
President Bush didn't fall for the old "sneeze-and-'Pardon me' " trick. He said, "God bless you" instead.
Report: Kyrgyzstan under Russian cyber attack
The former Soviet republic now has no Internet access, which is news because no one knew it had Internet access to begin with.
Foreign firms gave Bill Clinton $6M to speak
And he did speak ... and speak ... and speak. They might consider paying him to stop.
Illinois Senate hears Blagojevich tapes
The governor is heard saying on in an FBI wiretap "I want to make some money." He says that's subject to interpretation. Hey, I want to make some money! No interpretation needed!
'Cello scrotum' exposed as bogus
It's a fake disease -- that's been around for 34 years.
Study: Genes determine social behavior
Are you a wallflower? It's because you're made that way.
Report: Michael Jackson taking 'Thriller' to Broadway
They could get Hugh Jackman to play the lead. He's been on Broadway, and he's played Wolverine.
Teens trash Madoff's home with toilet paper
It's childish, it's vandalism, it's modern life.
Town bans smoking in homes
It's not a freedom issue. It's a health issue. Or so I'm programmed to believe.
Congress considers freezing its pay
That's right. Congress. Freezing its pay. Tell me when I can stop holding my breath.
Young students need recess, study finds
A new study finds that kids need to play. After all, they're kids. It's what they do.
