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Fallon 'tweets' for late-night success
Former SNLer Jimmy Fallon is using his mastery of the digital world to improve his chances of success in his new gig -- host of NBC's "Late Night." We're pulling for you, Jimmy.
Heavy snow ties up traffic, schools
It's a snow day -- so drive at your own risk.
Scientists know why we go gray
It's not your fault. Blame your hair. It doesn't know what it's doing.
Scientists propose "sun shade" to stop global warming
It's an idea that's ahead of its time -- and ahead of the economy.
Justice Alito 'Imagines' John Lennon in ruling
This ain't your father's Supreme Court. Well, maybe it is. But at least it's got good taste in music.
Money managers accused of $550 million fraud
They bought thoroughbred horses. They bought big mansions. They bought mohair teddy bears. They bought ... wait, go back one.
GM posts $9.6 billion loss for quarter
General Motors lost nearly $10 billion in the last quarter of 2008, but it could have been worse. Just wait for the results for the first quarter of 2009.
Study: Long hours can lead to mental decline
A new study has found that working long hours can lead poor mental health. Are you listening, bosses?
States mull ending death penalty to save cash
It can cost millions to execute a murderer. Mostly because the death penalty doesn't come with a layaway plan.
Economy gives rise to repair shops
As consumers begin to hold on to their big-ticket purchases for longer periods, repair shops have begun reaping the benefits. And fixing things.
Report: Palin to pay Alaska for family trips
There was no wrongdoing. But money must be paid.
Eighth-grader becomes symbol of education stimulus
Ty'Sheoma Bethea has given us words to ponder.
On vacation
Take a break, they said. Go on vacation, they said. What do they know?
British lawmakers inquire about sub collision
How can two nuclear submarines collide in the world's second-largest ocean? "Bad luck" doesn't quite cut it.
White House eyes easing caps on CEO pay
The White House wants to loosen caps on executive pay in Congress' stimulus bill. Let the haggling begin!