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Burris denies perjuring himself
Amid calls for his resignation, Sen. Roland Burris says he didn't perjure himself before the Illinois House last month. He's just "clarifying" the record. Oh, that's clear.
Report: Bush to speak in Canada
Former President Bush will give his first post-office address to a group in Calgary. His "first post-office address" sounds like mailing information.
Report: Octuplets doctor implanted 7 embryos in woman, 49
Dr. Michael Kamrava must love babies -- or, to be more precise, must love to implant embryos that lead to multiple births.
Foreign felon sues citizen who stopped his illegal entry into U.S.
It's not about trespassing. It's not about illegal immigration. It's about civil rights. Yeah.
Report: Lobbyists have stimulus bill
If you have questions about the stimulus bill, don't call Capitol Hill. They haven't seen it.
Gregg withdraws Commerce nomination
Judd Gregg doesn't want to be Commerce secretary in the Obama administration after all. Oh well.
Blagojevich: State capital full of drunks, philanderers
Rod Blagojevich makes Illinois' capital city sound like a great place. But bring your own penicillin.
Web site proclaims 'This is why you're fat'
It's photos of actual food offerings might make you never take another bite of anything ever again.
Nuke weapons lab missing 69 computers
The lab is reviewing its policies. What, they didn't have a policy on not losing your computer?
Web site posts embarrassing pics for profits
It's the entrepreneurial spirt raising its ugly head.
Phelps bong case incurs arrests
The Michael Phelps bong-smoking case has turned another leaf -- and no, it's not a marijuana leaf.
Report: Octuplets likely to cost taxpayers millions
Nadya Suleman has 14 kids, no money, no job and more than $200,000 in debts. No problemo.
Vatican no longer at odds with Darwin
The Vatican has had a change of heart on Darwin's theory of evolution. And not a moment too soon.
Bank CEOS will be 'humble' before Congress
Because humility works. When you're a big shot, you can afford to be humble -- especially with somebody else's money.
Huckabee hits stimulus bill as 'anti-religious'
Mike Huckabee, the former Republican presidential candidate, says the Senate's stimulus bill undermines religion.
