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Lehman chief sells his mansion for $100
It's a really nice mansion. Don't let the sell price fool you.
Chinese celebrate Year of the Ox
We don't get many oxen around these parts, but this year's gonna be different.
Boy, 14, fools Chicago police as fake cop
The kid was playing cops and robbers. He just took it up a notch.
Portland's mayor to stay on job despite sex scandal
The mayor of Portland, Ore., has admitted to having had an affair with an intern but intends to keep on working. Um, what do the people have to say about that, Mayor?
Blagojevich compares himself to Gandhi, Mandela
What do Martin Luther King, Mahatma Gandhi and Nelson Mandela have in common? They're just like Rod Blagojevich.
Blagojevich hires PR firm
And just in time, because if anybody needs some good public relations, it's Rod Blagojevich.
Iceland's government is first to fail amid global recession
Let this be a warning to all you other countries: Recession can hurt political careers. Anywhere.
Scientists teleport atomic data
Nobody's saying, "Beam me up, Scotty," just yet. But it's a start.
Cops bust 'Obama' heroin ring
Drug dealers in upstate New York were employing a marketing gimmick in plying their trade. Didn't work.
Report: Bailout money used for lobbying
Some of the billions in federal bailout funds has been used to enrich lobbying firms to petition the government for more bailout money. Makes sense to me.
Report: Blago's lawyer leaves the case
The timing is right. And the lawyer's been paid. So there's nothing to see here, people.
Chavez backtracks on Obama, praises new U.S. president
Hugo Chavez, who says he will end U.S. imperialism, seems pleased with the new imperialist — I mean, president.
Report: Palin's clothes from RNC end up in trash
It seems an odd place for such historical garments, but I guess the RNC knows what it's doing.
Report: Obama tells GOP: 'I won'
It's a simple statement of fact — direct, almost elegant. I just hope he didn't stick out his tongue when he said it.
CEOs get 'sneaky' pension boost
Pension plans for top executives allow them to get a little something extra. But who can retire in this economy anyway?
