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Chavez readying 'artillery' for Obama
Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez says he's got some "artillery" for Obama next month, but he's probably just talking out of his arsenal again.
Grassley to AIG execs: Resign or die
Sen. Charles Grassley says he wants AIG executives to resign or commit suicide. The executives, who have received $165 million in bonuses since their company failed, probably have other ideas.
Lawmaker mulls quieting TV ads
A congresswoman thinks TV ads are too loud, and who could disagree? I said, "WHO COULD DISAGREE?"
Report: Old age begins at 27
The saying "you're only as young as you feel" now can mollify a lot more people ... who actually thought they were young.
Saturday is Pi Day
It's not just the weekend, stupid. It's a mathematical holiday.
Finger length can predict speed, aggression
The length of your fingers can predict some of your other attributes. So break out the tape measures.
Madoff's new Manhattan home
Bernard Madoff's new place has everything a man like him needs. Just barely.
Swiss ease banking secrecy laws
The phrase "as safe as a Swiss bank" will take on a new meaning.
Forbes includes drug lord among world's richest
Mexican drug lord Joaquin Guzman is on the Forbes list of billionaires. He's probably on a few other lists as well.
Joaquin Phoenix swoops on heckler at concert
The former Academy Award-nominated actor confronted a heckler during his rap act. Just keepin' it real.
'Sesame Street' hurt by Wall Street woes
"Sesame Street" faces a round of layoffs. This information is brought to you by the letter R -- as in "recession."
Real 'Cheers' bartender gets laid off
The bar where "everybody knows your name" has lost one of its own. Let's toast Eddie Doyle. Set 'em up, whatever your name is.
Report: RNC chief Steele likely to face no-confidence vote
It's not over until it's over. And when it comes to the Republican Party's leadership, it's never over.
Paul McCartney show sells out in 7 seconds
The former Beatle and Wings perform can still pack 'em in. And fast too!
Vatican: Washing machines liberated women
Women in the 20th century owe their liberation to the washing machine. So says the Vatican. Uh huh.
