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Plouffe to start netroots group
David Plouffe, manager of the Obama campaign, wants to take the policy to the people. Yea!
Library excuses hero pilot's lost book
Chesley Sullenberger has a good excuse for the book being ruined in the Hudson River. Honestly.
Report: Gregg to take Commerce post
Gregg is leaving the Senate, but the Democrats won't pick up another seat. Is this what the Founders meant by a balance of power?
Administration eyes limits on executive pay
Because executives whose companies have received federal bailout funds won't limit their own pay. Hmmm.
Woman on the pill gives birth to second set of twins
Doctors say the odds are against it happening, so don't ever bet against this woman.
Farewell to a man of our times
Let's take a moment and remember what we have lost. OK, moment's over.
Illinois Senate ousts Blagojevich
Rod Blagojevich isn't governor anymore, and he can't hold elected office in Illinois. Well, at least he can still have his own talk show.
Study: Men smell like cheese, women like onions
It's a study on armpit sweat. I don't know if I'm hungry or nauseated.
Obama chides Wall Street over $18 billion in bonuses
Wall Street paid out $18 billion in bonuses last year, and President Obama calls it "shameful." Yeah, that's about right.
Madoff tired of being cooped up in his penthouse
Poor Bernie Madoff. Stuck in a $7 million penthouse with only basic cable and a masseuse with cold hands. Tough luck.
Airlines clean planes to get customers
A clean plane is a profitable plane, the airlines are saying these days. Why they weren't saying it earlier is just one of those aviation mysteries. Like Amelia Earhart. Or jet lag.
Blagojevich states his case at his impeachment trial
In a 47-minute speech, Rod Blagojevich asked the state Senate to see him as a man of the people.
Foreign investors offered U.S. residency for $1 million
For $1 million you can become a U.S. citizen. I'll buy that.
Lawmaker takes back criticism of Rush Limbaugh
Phil Gingrey says his original comments were taken out of context. Well, this is the place for that!
Mars rover refuses to work
NASA's Mars rover is following orders anymore, and scientists are puzzled. Didn't the storyline of "The Terminator" start like this?
