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Researcher: Chimp 'planned' to throw rocks
A chimp in Sweden shows how animals can plan, a researcher says. Luckily, the chimp's plans are small — a book deal, maybe a TV special, that sort of thing.
Report: OctoMom to get child care, bigger house
Things are looking up for Nadya Suleman, the Southern California mother of octuplets via artificial insemination. In fact, you could say things are going according to plan.
Dems tout earmarks as good government
Democrats, who were suspicious of earmarks when Republicans ran Congress, now say they're a good thing. Don't understand why.
Michael Jackson eyes 'final curtain call' in London
The erstwhile king of pop says "this is it." But nobody's quite sure what he means.
Gators to get a place for eternity
University of Florida alumni likely will get a place to call their own — for all eternity.
Read '1984?' Probably not.
A new study shows that most people fib about having read classic books. It makes them look smart. And sexy.
Woman who called 911 over McNuggets will get refund
She wanted her McNuggets, and a McDouble just wouldn't do.
Kennedy to receive honorary knighthood
It's an honor to be knighted, so it's a double honor to be honorarily knighted, right?
Questions abound over Madoff's wife's fortune
Quite a few people want to know where Bernie Madoff's wife's $70 million came from -- including his wife.
Celebrate 'Square Root Day'
March 3, 2009, is a holiday of sorts ... and my mom's birthday.
Blagojevich signs 6-figure book deal
It's going to have words AND pictures, many of which pop up.
Report: Steele apologizes to Limbaugh
No matter how mad they get, Republicans can't stay mad at Rush Limbaugh for very long. He's got mojo.
Doctor to Chavez: Be quiet
It's a simple request -- one that has been asked often since he came to power.
Is Twitter crashing?
It's hard to know because I've got no digital signal.
Food Network sees spike in ad revenue
The economic downturn didn't hurt the Food Network in the first quarter of 2009. Thank goodness for food -- and the Super Bowl.
