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Report: Celebs hire writers to Twitter for them
If you know how to Twitter, there's probably some celebrity out there who can use your services.
Report: Blago a 'natural' radio host
Rod Blagojevich's success in radio is something to marvel at. OK, break's over.
Nevada lawmaker proposes 'hooker tax'
I think Nevada state Sen. Bob Coffin smells an untapped source of revenue in his state's brothels.
Sources: Barbara Walters to retire this summer
Barbara Walters is planning to hang up her microphone.
Blagojevich to host radio show
He may be gone, but he's not forgotten. Rod Blagojevich is determined that will not happen.
Japanese astronaut testing 'stink-free' clothes
These are clothes you don't have to change very often. But it would still be very nice if you did.
Report: Octo-Mom fires free nursing help
Nadya Suleman says, "I don't need free help. I don't need charity. I don't need a handout. I don't need ... oh, wait. Scratch that last one."
AIG gets a new name
AIG asks, "What's in a name? No, really. We need to know." Well, it looks like we're going to find out.
Astronauts use thrusters to avoid space junk
Space ain't so empty anymore, and now astronauts spend considerable time avoiding floating junk.
UK report of UFO alien with Scandinavian accent
It's not like a Viking invasion, but it could be. With spaceships!
Strange laws in foreign lands
If you're traveling to Singapore, you need to think twice about your gum. Your chewing gum, not your dental foundations.
AIG bonuses much higher than thought
If this is an accounting error, then AIG is a no-account company.
Romantic love lingers longer
Romance isn't dead. It's just taking a nap.
Gene find lets mice eat and stay thin
Some new research has uncovered a genetic circumstance that lets mice gorge and stay thin. I don't think this has any human uses.
Report: Dallas school made teens fight
Employees at a Dallas high school sponsored their own fight club, with teenage fighters. Kinda like vocational training -- without the vocation. Or the training.
