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Miss Universe loved Gitmo
That's right. Loved it. She was just visiting.
Report: Justice to drop Stevens' conviction
The Justice Department is preparing to drop for Sen. Ted Stevens' case because what he allegedly did isn't as bad as what they did.
British theater looking for dogs for 'Shrew'
A dog's life in a Shakespearean play is truly a sight to behold.
Lawmakers mull selling San Quentin
It's a prison on a prime piece of real estate. Market forces are at work.
iTunes offers silent special
If you're in the mood for something a little different, try John Cage's "4'33." But be warned: It's not for everybody.
Fox to produce dating show for average Americans
People like to see other people find happiness, regardless of what they look like.
Obama administration drops 'war on terror'
It's a tactical move to clarify the issue. I think.
What happens when tomatoes are read to?
It's a question we've all asked, and soon enough we'll have an answer. Thank you, Royal Horticultural Society.
Brit official's hubby's porn bill riles Parliament
It's hardly the Profumo affair, but in this economy it's enough.
Clinton gets heavenly art lesson
Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton has learned something about Mexican art. It can be divine.
AIG exec sought donations for Dodd
An investigative exclusive reveals that an AIG executive pressed employees for donations to Sen. Chris Dodd. Now that's an insurance company that has its priorities straight.
Czech PM cites AC/DC in stimulus critique
Czech Prime Minister Mirek Topolanek changed his criticism of President Obama's stimulus plan after attending an AC/DC concert. Rock on!
Firm aims to grow mustard plant on moon
A biosphere-building company looked skyward and said, "You know what the moon needs? Shrubbery."
'Brain gyms' tout mental fitness
Now you can get a work out for your brain. Just don't try to use any mental steroids.
Research: Men fall in love in 8.2 seconds
Yeah, that's kinda fast. So I guess being called the "60-Second Man" isn't so bad, after all.
