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Bond breaks bank with 'Quantum'
Daniel Craig's James Bond is the master of his domain, for now.
TV: Don't watch it. Be happy
If you're feeling sad and lonely, you're probably watching TV — and a lot of it.
Bagels through the ages
Deli goodness can last a long time. A very long time.
G-20 results
Well, maybe "results" is too strong a word.
India on the moon
"But it smashed into the lunar surface!" "That's OK. It was supposed to do that."
G-20 on stage
Together again — for the first time in Washington. Cue the band.
Germany's risk map
It's for the economic crisis. The red area is where the crisis is worsening. The blue area is water. There are no other colors.
Obama and the G-20
What's a president-elect to do?
Spitzer's call girl speaks
And, no, she's not at a 1-900 phone number.
The Pirates of Somalia
Don't look to Gilbert and Sullivan. There won't be a libretto about these guys.
Discipline Lieberman! Now!
It's the Democrats' way of saying, "Give us Barabbas!"
Challenging Boehner
Because, like, everybody wants to be the leader of the Republicans now.
Chicken, meet your progenitor — the egg
Science is a wonderful thing when applied to worthwhile knowledge.
Philly, Phoenix need a bailout?
Does everybody need bailout? No, seriously. Does EVERYBODY need a bailout?
Advice to Kanye: Lighten up
Don't let this get out. Oh, darn. Too late.