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The science of beer
And there is a science to beer.
Neither rain, nor sleet, nor gloom of night
But a layoff might slow the mail down a bit.
Is it raining in here?
No, that's just Jersey City Councilman Steve Lipski.
Open house
A once-in-a-lifetime tour by once-in-a-lifetime tour guides
Initial opposition
Let's just use full names, for now.
Where is Ty Pennington when you need him?
Every home deserves a second chance, even one in space.
Just in time for Christmas
A war we all can get behind.
Having your cake and beating it, too
Cars = jobs = votes = power = regulations = fewer cars = fewer jobs = fewer votes = Hey, wait a minute!
The Obama effect?
American politics is all about cause and effect.
College-bound 10th-graders
It's an idea whose time has come — sooner than expected.
Beyonce, you're already Wonder Woman
In fact, it looks like you've already got the costume for it.
Awww...
Poor O.J.
Another actor in politics?
What, are the writers still on strike or something? You know what they say about the devil and idle hands.
Why can't a woman be more like a man?
Well, with a little testosterone patch, she can.
It's not rocket science
And it's certainly not good writing.