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Jimmy Connors arrested at UC Santa Barbara campus
Tennis great Jimmy Connors is arrested at UC Santa Barbara's arena after a basketball game. A fracas may have occurred after someone asked, "What's his racket?"
Hollywood power couples listed
In the Forbes list of Hollywood power couples, it's all about the benjamins — mo' money, mo' power.
Interior hits partying employees
Interior Department workers have been sanctioned for partying with oil industry representatives — a direct conflict-of-interest. Government and business shouldn't be that close.
Woodward: Someone's 'smoking something' around Obama
Bob Woodward says Barack Obama's intention to make Hillary Clinton his secretary of state must be somebody's pipe dream — and we're not talking plumbing pipe here.
Stevens' witness claims he lied
A wtiness in the trial of Sen. Ted Stevens, Alaska Republican, says he lied under oath and the prosecution knew it. Curiouser and curiouser this trial becomes.
Ted Leonsis running out of room for Facebook friends
The Washington Capitals' owner, Ted Leonsis, has room for only a few more Facebook friends. What is an accessible mogul to do?
Michael Jackson converts to Islam
The King of Pop is now a follower of Allah.
Obama to delay repealing 'don't ask' policy
Barack Obama wants to move slowly in scrapping the military's "don't ask, don't tell" policy. Gay servicemembers ask, "How soon is now?"
Kenya: Somali pirates made $150 million
Ransom payments brought Somalia's pirates a boatload of cash, Kenyan officials say.
Obese flyers have right to 2 seats in Canada
The Canadian high court has decided that one person can be charged for only fare, even if he occupies more than one seat. That's fare, um, fair.
Copernicus' remains identified
Copernicus put the sun, not the Earth, at the center of things, and thanks to DNA testing, he's in the center of the news again.
U.S. to lose clout by 2025
Intelligence agencies say the U.S. won't be as influential in the world in the future. Looking at our economic mess, maybe that's not such a bad thing.
Obama suggests 'prepackaged' bankruptcy for carmakers
Automakers need a break, and Barack Obama says, "Have I got a deal for you. Here's a little beauty of a prepackaged bankruptcy. Low miles. Runs like a clock."
Hamelin has rats — again!
Where's a Pied Piper when you need him? But this time, lock up the children.
Stocks fall to five-year low
Listen up. The next sound you hear will be that of stock values crashing.
