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Transition Team — now on Facebook
No, it's not a new app. It's the new administration.
Gore: I don't want to be czar
After an Academy Award and a Nobel Peace Prize, what's a "climate czar" to do?
Say farewell to Neverland
Dreams die hard, even for Michael Jackson. Wanna buy a carousel?
Batman, meet Batman
Yes, Virginia, there is a Batman — and it's not who (or what) you might think.
Mark Foley: 'Don't know why'
And frankly, neither do we.
Obama transition — a lobbyist-free zone
Obama to lobbyists: "No thank you." Lobbyists to Obama: "OK. Catch you later."
Gore TV on the fritz
It's no good smacking your TV set. You're just not getting it.
Murtha and his friends — money talks
And talks and talks and talks and talks and — Oh, you know where this is going.
Google and the government: To your health!
Two major forces collaborate to find the sickness among us. I'm feeling better already. Really.
Hard times at Harvard
The Ivy League university is down to its last $37 billion. Better tighten those Gucci belts.
Code name: Ridiculous
It's a tradition whose time has come — again.
Dead men tell no tales
But that doesn't mean they can't vote.
New places, old faces
Haven't I seen you before? Won't I see you again? And again?
Let's just keep this between you and me
and the media, and anybody else who's interested.
Somebody stop me,
before I spend again — and need another bailout!
