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Spitzer's ex-tart 'sorry' about tryst
Ashley Dupre wants Silda Wall Spitzer, the wife of disgraced former New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer, to know it wasn't personal. It was business.
Al Qaeda insults Obama in audio message
With enemies like these, who needs friends? They do all the work for you.
China's Hu meets Cuba's Castro
It was a meeting of like minds, except that one of them had a capitalistic bent to it.
Cheney, Gonzales indicted in Texas
This could get ugly fast. Someone just might take away Texas lone star.
Astronaut loses tools in space
Don't look now, but it's raining wrenches.
Stevens loses re-election bid
Anchorage Mayor Mark Begich, a Democrat, eked out a victory over an octagenarian who recently had been convicted of a felony in federal court. Wow.
McCain to run for re-election
Well, maybe not run, but walk at a brisk pace.
Lieberman keeps chairmanship
Democrats wanted to punish him but thought better of it. Amazing.
Prince sues Michael Jackson
It's not the prince you might have in mind.
Schultz says preemption works
The question is, will the Obama administration heed his advice?
Obama adviser lobbied for Fannie
Lobbyists are everywhere. Get used to it.
Neb. lawmakers to tweak safe haven law
Something's missing from this law, but I'm not sure what.
Britney Spears says life is worse than jail
With just a little work, Britney, you could really be in jail. Then you'd have a better basis for comparison.
PETA 'tiger' protests circus
It's kinda like performance art with a message — or anti-performance art with a gimmick. Either way, it catches the attention, if only for a moment.
Tyra Banks gives gift of a sex change
I just hope the reality show contestant really wanted the gift. Otherwise this could be more than a bit awkward.
