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Grooms can be wedding monsters, too
"Groomzillas," men who participate in their wedding plans, are the newest thing on wedding scene. They won't be on the scene long.
Russia builds 'Berlin Wall' in Georgia
Georgian officials say Russia is constructing a "Berlin Wall" to restrict movements in that country. They hope the Russians run into problems with their contractor.
Greenland seeks autonomy
Greenlanders have voted to become an autonomous state, independent of Denmark. Some Danes responded by asking where is Greenland.
Whitney Houston, Bobby Brown together again
Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown are moving toward a reunion. Stranger things have happened — just not recently.
Obama says no 'girly dog'
Barack Obama says the White House dog won't be of the "girly" variety. He should ask Arnold Schwarzenegger for his opinion.
Polar bears won't mate because they can't
Workers at a Japanese zoo have uncovered the reason why they haven't been able to get two polar bears to mate. Both bears are female. Uh, remedial biology sounds like it might be in order.
Pianist's skull is the star of 'Hamlet'
Shakespearean actors are playing with dead things in their production of "Hamlet." But they are professionals and aren't losing their heads over it.
'Bailout' is word of the year
Americans might not know the details, but we sure use the word "bailout" a lot these days.
Bad bosses can kill you
A new study shows that bad bosses can be hazardous to the health of their employees.
Obama's CIA pick drops out
Barack Obama's first choice for CIA director has removed himself from consideration. It turns out that Jack Ryan is actually a fictional character.
Astronauts collect urine samples
Astronauts working at the International Space Station are "pooling their waters" to test a urine-to-water machine. It's good work, if you can get it.
Obama taking charge before his time
The economic downturn has forced President-elect Barack Obama to begin governing before his inauguration to calm financial markets. "Just don't let the Constitution know what you're up to. He'd be upset."
Parents bicker over Thanksgiving costumes
Parents of students at a school in Claremont, Calif., are at odds over whether Thanksgiving costumes reflect the true nature of the holiday. Huh?
Obama to keep Gates at Pentagon
Barack Obama will keep Robert Gates as his defense secretary. This really is going to be a team of rivals.
Meet the Wentzes' kid — Bronx Mowgli
Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson have continued a newfound celebrity tradition by giving their new son the strangest name they could conceive — Bronx Mowgli Wentz. I mean, who in their right mind would want to be named "Wentz?"
