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Finally, we have someone to blame!
It's Alan Greenspan's fault. He broke the economy.
It's all in the looks
And looks matter.
It's always something ... somewhere
There are economic problems all over the world, and we're finding them — one region at a time.
Better and better
The flights will still be hell, but at least the screening will go faster.
Falling down
Like Humpty Dumpty on the wall, guess where the market is headed, y'all.
Vive la difference?
When is a sex scandal not much of a sex scandal?
Another round, bartender!
And this time, no Fuzzy Navels, please.
Dear Santa
I want a bike and a G.I. Joe with Kung-Fu Grip and a $175-an-hour job.
With their fingers in everybody's pie
Coming to a motorcycle shop or rave party near you: the federal government
October surprise
And am I surprised.
For the voter who's on the go
Just drive up, identify yourself and vote. "Do you want fries with that ballot?"
What is this world coming to?
The law of the land is "finders keepers, losers weepers." Not "finders keepers, losers call the police and file petty theft charges against an old lady."
Genetic exhibitionism
Wanna see what's going on in my genes?
It's like a board game
And we're losing. Big time.
It's a wonderful job
Wonderful as in "strange," not wonderful as in "every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings."
