OUT OF CONTEXT
Only at The Washington Times: Carleton Bryant humor targets politics, entertainment and latest breaking news.
Latest Blog Entries
Looking for a simile
Because the stock market is more than just up and down.
Reality check
At last, a "real person" to focus our collective attention on.
It's a wonderful job
Wonderful as in "strange," not wonderful as in "every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings."
It's down, it's up, it's down again
It would be OK if we were watching an elevator, but this is the stock market.
This ends my adolescence
It's a sad thing when innocence ends. It's even sadder when people don't keep it to themselves.
Where IS all this money coming from?
Was it just lying around the Treasury or something?
Sign of the times
At least they're keeping it real at the border.
Going for the Nobel
It's open season for prizes.
Been to the gas station lately?
It's about the only good news you'll see.
They want us to pay?
I just hope they take the Discover card.
When the G7 speaks, everybody listens
Even if what they hear doesn't quite make sense.
Time is an illusion
But as illusions go, it's one of the most believable.
Palin on SNL
This time, it's for real.
A receding tide lowers all boats
But the rich have got some pretty big boats.
It's almost time for war
Because we know war, we understand war, we like war — as long as nobody gets hurt.
