Cheryl K. Chumley
Columns by Cheryl K. Chumley
George Bush pansies poised to exit GOP
So tons of George Bush-ers are leaving the GOP over Donald Trump? That's almost as threatening as when John McCain shuffled his oafy pretend-GOP self to the front of the cameras in Congress to give a dramatic thumbs-down to Obamacare repeal, in defiance of Trump's agenda. Published February 2, 2021
Lincoln Project falling on hard sex-scandal times
So the anti-Donald Trump Lincoln Project was co-founded by a guy who now stands accused of sending sexually explicit messages to young males, one as young as 14, and promising jobs and career advancement in exchange for, you guessed it, sex. That's called sexual harassment. Published February 1, 2021
Christian surge in China threatens communists — and Democrats
China, land of the dark, is seeing the light -- the light of the gospel, that is -- with an explosion of Christianity in recent years so great that the American Family Association is calling it nothing short of "astonishing" and "miraculous." This has leftists everywhere on edge. Published February 1, 2021
Joe Biden — whoosh! Keystone is killed and socialism surges
When President Joe Biden put pen to paper to unilaterally squash thousands of jobs tied to Keystone Pipeline development, he didn't just kill personal economies. He advanced socialist principles. Published January 30, 2021
Joe Biden goes nuts on executive powers
President Joe Biden, off a "busy week," as he termed it, of signing executive order upon executive order, signed two more executive orders aimed at "restoring" Obamacare and undoing President Donald Trump's "attack on women's health access." What's that now -- 40? Published January 28, 2021
D.C. military occupation not a good look for America
Concerns over "civil disturbance" have led powers in Washington, D.C., to extend the stay of members of the National Guard in the capital city. A military occupation in America -- who knew. But military troops are not law enforcement officers. Nor should they be treated as such. Published January 28, 2021
Bill Gates will use ‘pandemic war’ to control the world
Bill Gates wants future pandemics to be treated as seriously as the world regards war. And what that means in layman's terms is he wants to use future pandemics as cause to strip citizens of their rights to self-rule. But don't worry; he says it's all for your own good. Published January 27, 2021
Crush the unions, fire the teachers
The Chicago Teachers Union just told school administrators to get you-know-what after members decided that being ordered back to the classrooms to provide in-person instruction was too dangerous for these coronavirus times. These teachers should be fired. Fire 'em all. Published January 26, 2021
Snopes mounts magic mask theory to save Joe Biden from shame
President Joe Biden just blundered a big one, as Joe Biden is wont to do, and issued an executive order that put most all American citizens into face masks. And then he went out and about without his own face mask. Oops. Hypocrisy at its finest. Elitism at its ugliest. Or is it? Published January 25, 2021
Rand Paul smackdown of George Stephanopoulos is what media deserve
Sen. Rand Paul went on "This Week" on ABC and, after being labeled by host George Stephanopoulos a liar and characterized as a political hack, fought back with this: George, you're not so much a "journalist" as "a fool." That's what most in the media these days deserve. Published January 25, 2021
Executive orders are not unifying
Joe Biden rose to the presidency on promises of healing America's soul and unifying the country -- and then, when he got there, turned around and slammed the Constitution down hard and issued a bunch of executive orders. That's hardly unifying. That's more, "I am zee law!" Published January 23, 2021
National Guard in D.C. was nothing but political prop
National Guards members sent to protect the incoming president from conservative voters during the canceled inaugural activities that nobody would've attended anyway were booted from the U.S. Capitol to a parking garage. Their time in the photography sun had ended, you see. Published January 22, 2021
Newsmax TV is to Fox what Fox was to CNN
When Roger Ailes joined up with Rupert Murdoch to start Fox News as a conservative alternative to the liberal news networks, CNN mocked the competition as, well, hardly competition. It's a bit how Fox, in turn, treated Newsmax TV. And now, the chickens are coming home to roost. Published January 21, 2021
Republican pigs go full ‘Animal Farm’ and stab Donald Trump in the back
Scarcely had Donald Trump even packed his bags and Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell was already throwing his final daggers at the president's back, cutting deals with Dems. It's the final step. "Four legs good, two legs bad" has successfully shifted to "two legs better." Published January 21, 2021
Democrats hate military, police and guns — except when targeting deplorables
Democrats. Their hypocrisy knows no bounds. They hate guns, they hate the military, they hate police -- but not as much as they hate conservatives. They hate guns, the military and police, except when they can use guns, soldiers and police to keep out the conservatives. Published January 20, 2021
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, emboldened, ramps up calls to ‘abolish ICE’
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the congressional socialist with the mostest, took to Twitter to call for the end of America's leading border control agency, ICE. Yep. Nothing marks the end of President Donald Trump's administration like the leftist call for less border control. Published January 19, 2021
Impeachment charade hurts all of America
The left will get its pound of flesh. If anything characterizes how Democrats and their cohorts in the left-leaning media work, it's that phrase -- and it's that phrase's meaning that's being played out with the current impeachment push against President Donald Trump. Published January 19, 2021
Virginia pushing evil law to let boys into girls’ bathrooms
The Virginia Department of Education just released for public comment a proposal that would allow boys who think they're girls, or even boys who pretend to be girls, the unfettered right to enter girls' bathrooms and dressing rooms and changing areas. Talk about child abuse. Published January 18, 2021
Violence plays right into the Saul Alinksy-loving Left’s hands
Violence plays into the hands of the left by giving them a high horse on which they can sit and blast condemnation upon this 'disgusting, vile, violent, gasp, right-wing batch of deplorables.' Or whatever similar suitably condemning phraseology fits the mood of the moment. Published January 16, 2021
Parler’s fight is every American’s fight
Parler, the social media alternative to anti-conservative, anti-President Donald Trump, anti-Christian speech police at Twitter, has responded to Amazon Web Services' yank of hosting privileges with a lawsuit. It's crucial to the future of Americans' liberties that Parler wins. Published January 15, 2021