Ever since San Diego Chargers running back Danny Woodhead tore his ACL in last Sunday’s game, which knocked him out for the season, the 31-year-old has a lot of free time, and he’s clearly bored out of his mind.
Woodhead took to Twitter to proclaim his profound thoughts on America’s Favorite Cookie: Oreos.
Since I have time to think about stuff:
— danny woodhead (@danny__woodhead) September 21, 2016
Shouldn’t Dbl stuf Oreos be called Oreos, and original Oreos be called diet Oreos?
It’s a good point.
But then Woodhead dove in a little further. He discovered that there is such a thing as Oreo Thins, which is literally an Oreo diet option. That’s just flat out wrong to Woodhead.
@johnmgennaro fake Oreos
— danny woodhead (@danny__woodhead) September 21, 2016
We also discovered that Woodhead prefers to dunk his cookies in milk.
Hopefully, it’s a super-quick recovery for Woodhead, or else he may go mad.
• Tommy Chalk can be reached at tchalk@washingtontimes.com.
Please read our comment policy before commenting.