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Carleton Bryant The Washington Times - September 30, 2008, 02:25PM

My health care plan:

1.) Do not get sick. If sick, do not see doctor.

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2.) Do not get hurt. If hurt, do not see doctor.

3.) Do not buy medications. If medicated, do not see doctor.

4.) Maintain this status until death or retirement — whichever comes first.

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Carleton Bryant

Carleton Bryant is a senior editor at The Washington Times, where he oversees the National and Metropolitan desks. He also serves as the newsroom’s internship coordinator. He has served as an assistant managing editor; a National, Metropolitan and Features desk editor; an assistant National desk editor; and a reporter on the National and Metro desks.