The Wittenburg Door
Jesus saves, but the interest rate leaves a lot to be desired\
The meek don’t want it\
The Gospel is more convincing when accompanied by an M-16\
One nation under awed\
Believe in the Lord Jesus Christ and you shall be slightly irritating\
Given God’s aversion to sin, it’s probably best to limit visitation hours\
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\ — Julia Duin, assistant national editor/religion, The Washington Times
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